you + me :: let’s bring it

*taking you gently by the elbow and leading you to a nice quiet corner*

What can I help you with?

What insane dream do you have inside you that is begging to see the light?

What challenge or heartbreak is making you cry, keeping you up at night, or laying a thick fog over your sunny disposition?

What are you afraid of? What are you confused by? What do you not know how to do?

These and other questions are about to be resolved.

I daresay, darlin’, you are standing on the edge of your new life.

I’ve been there.

It’s fucking scary.

On the one hand, you know you’re going somewhere you’ve never been before. You’ve learned a lot over the years, and you know there is more to your life than you originally thought.

On the other hand, it can make you feel a little… anchor-less. What are you supposed to hang on to, now that the old shit is getting cleared out?

There’s no map for this territory, honey.

But a tour guide at your side sure would help.

*whips out universal positioning system*

I would be honored to accompany you on this journey.

My superpower is connecting you to your spirituality so you can kick ass in the material world.

Thing is, your connection to your spirit is the access point to having everything you want in this life. And no, I don’t mean that in a ‘let’s meditate’ sort of way. (Although I do think meditation rocks.)

What I’m talking about is practical spirituality that addresses the fact that you are a human being who wants some’a what the world has to offer, like hot shoes or a stylish pad. And you want to be happy right now, not someday way off in the future when all your problems are solved (*guffaw*).

So what say we play together, you and I?

You: Passionate, creative, open-minded. Fond of totally inappropriate humor. Not offended by random f-bomb droppings. Willing to hustle. Aware that you are the cause of all your effects. All out of excuses.

Me: Totally devoted to your success. I promise.

Us: Insanely giddy over what YOU are able to accomplish when we work together.

Here’s what I got for ya.

::: the spark

You, me, and a quarter slice o’ the clock. That’s right, 15 minutes of pure rocket fuel to get you over your schlumpy hump and rarin’ to go. What’s stopping you? What’s bugging the bejesus outta you?

Let’s turn it around, fast.

Your investment: $50

::: the flame

A half-hour of courtin’ your muse. What BIG dream could you accomplish if you could poke your head outta the weeds? What is the ONE thing you want most to do?

Don’t even think about copping out on me. And don’t for a second doubt that your life can be turned around with one phone call.

Your investment: $100

::: the (f’ing) bonfire, baby

An hour of full-tilt creative collaboration. Mindsets will be shifted. Habits will be dropped. Moods will be lifted. Corks will be popped. (see, I even made a li’l rhyme for you) We’ll blow the lid off what you thought was possible and elevate your dreams to supernova status.

Ever seen someone who had all her ducks in a row and was totally crushing it? That’ll be you once I’ve gotten inside your head, re-written some mucky code, and treated you to an ice-cold glass of my special kool-aid. (wink)

Wishing you could get that entrepreneurial… ‘thing’ (you know, the one you keep talking about but never do) off the ground?  Sick to death of the man-drama in your life (why do I keep attracting the same jerk over and over again?)?  Tired of earning waaaay less than you know you’re worth? Feeling like your muse packed up and booked the first flight outta town, leaving only a hastily-scrawled I’m-sorry-I-just-can’t-live-with-you-anymore note on the bedside table?

Sidle on up to my virtual bar, baby. I’ve got a tall cool drink of kickassery with your name on it.

Your investment: $200

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Super important details:

As soon as you purchase a session with me, you’ll receive an email from PayPal confirming your order.

Within no more than 24 hours (usually waaay sooner) you’ll receive an email from moi with instructions for scheduling your sesh and a lovely little questionnaire for you to fill out that’ll tell me what I most need to know to prep for convo.

Rest up, gorgeous. You’ll need it for all that energy you’re gonna have when we’ve joined forces.